when you try to tell someone a joke but you punch up the fuckline
yo can i get a vodka and caprisun
I'm not a misandrist, but: conservativewoman: the-voodoo-blue-fj-that-cruises:...
the-voodoo-blue-fj-that-cruises:
I’m not a misandrist, but I just don’t see why men bother coming out of the house without doing their makeup. Who the hell wants to see their ugly faces without makeup anyway?…
ACTUAL MESSAGE OF (500) DAYS OF SUMMER THAT NO ONE ACTUALLY REALIZES
realising that we’re almost halfway through the year 2013 and i have literally achieved nothing
petition for you to not
if you owned a company it would go bankrupt very quickly because you do not know how to mind your own business
Not a god damn thing
i love how suspicious my friends get whenever im nice to them
I don’t understand. Shouldn’t you always be nice to your friends?
do you ever just want to redecorate your bedroom and change your hair and all your clothes and completely reinvent yourself but then realise it takes time and money then retreat to your bed and hate who you are
